Sunday, April 6, 2008


AHHA!! i got this SUPER SUPER dirty joke..someone told me...but i think u all can SEE and GUESS who told me eh? haha some of u will not knnow the person..hha...

mrs toma XD says:
do u want hear a dirty joke?

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
oh yeah

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
sure..

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
since i am dying study chem

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
haha

mrs toma XD says:
okay so there are these two guys on a road trip together, and they have been driving all day and they have been driving all day so they both start walking

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
oh yeah

mrs toma XD says:
and after miles and miles they finally come across an old farm house

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
uh huh

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
THEY WALK FOR MILES??!

mrs toma XD says:
So they knock on the door and a very large, gross smelly woman opens the door

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
uh huh..

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
i can predict whats going to happen

mrs toma XD says:
"Can we use your phone?" One of the men asks. "Sure," Says the lady. "But only if one of you has sex with me."

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
WAH LAO EH

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
hha

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story
says:
i knew itr

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
hha

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
then?

mrs toma XD says:
So one of the men bravely volunteers and the other waits outside on the porch steps

mrs toma XD says:
So meanwhile, up in the room, the man tells the woman to get undressed, lay down and close her eyes while he uses the bathroom. While the woman is getting undressed, he goes downstairs to the kitchen Not wanting to touch the woman, he returns to the room and tells the woman to keep her eyes shut while he uses the cob of corn to 'pleasure' her. After he is done, he throws the corn outside the windo

mrs toma XD says:
And after he is done talking on the phone, he goes outside to find his friend licking his lips and saying, "Oh man... you just missed the best creamed corn."

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
WAH LAO EH!!!!!!

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
haha

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
thats the end?

mrs toma XD says:
ya

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story
says:
eh can i ask u smth?

mrs toma XD says:
wad?

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
ask u arh

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
why is there cream on the corn?

mrs toma XD says:
erm. hard to explain

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
lk what happened after e corn lk er went in?

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
HAHAHAHA

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
yeah i know

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
nvm la

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
its ok

mrs toma XD says:
go watch porn la

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
can i blog this?

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
CRAZY

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
i am clean..

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story
says:
can i blog this?
mrs toma XD says:
up to you

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
AAHA

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
kk

mrs toma XD says:
u say is me i kill you

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
but the name appears...

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
eh tell me why got cream!!

[Angus™ ] [Stupid Ugly Dumb Poor] Love...A bitter-sweet and complicated life story says:
in simple terms

mrs toma XD says:
don want



SO IF ANY OF U KNOWS WHATS CREAM? PLS TELL ME..HAHA I AM AN IDOIT...

Angus blogged at 11:20 AM

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