Saturday, October 24, 2009
HAHAHA doing some chi nese now...hahaha read smth on Pinyi's blog and found it rather funny..here it is...
Question: How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
Raffles Junior College: Four whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it to the public.
Hwa Chong Junior College / Institution: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Victoria Junior College: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give their support.
National Junior College: None. They can study without light.
Anderson Junior College: None. They’re too busy trying to be one of the top five JCs.
Anglo-Chinese Junior College: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ Yishun Junior College to do it for them.
Catholic Junior College: None... They’ll prefer it to be dark... *raises eyebrows*
Tampines Junior College: None. They’re striving to get every one of their students into universities on the other side of Singapore, would they even care about light bulbs?
St Andrew’s Junior College: None. They’ll just pray for light.
Nanyang Junior College: None. They’re still using oil lamps.
Pioneer Junior College: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal will surely do something about it... Hey! Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire!
Meridian Junior College: None. They’re too busy trying to get promoted.
Innova Junior College: None. They’re Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Jurong Junior College: None. They’re in an “edupreneurial” college. They’ll think of the most cost-efficient, economical alternatives.
Serangoon Junior College: None. They are too busy trying to attain more value-added grades in their A-Levels to bother about a light bulb.
Yishun Junior College: None. I thought they’re working for ACJC already? They need that money to renovate their school...
Temasek Junior College: None. They think they’re already very bright.
And finally...
Millennia Institute: None. They accidentally dropped the light bulb. And it will take a millennium for them to find another.
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